Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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