singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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