i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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