dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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