Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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