i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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