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Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I have feelings that need drinking.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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