Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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