It was confusing and full of hummus
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
