dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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