life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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