I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Let's get the cat blown out
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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