Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My dick has a subreddit
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
