Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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