i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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