We won't sleep together?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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