Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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