Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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