question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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