i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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