He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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