Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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