Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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