You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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