sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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