We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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