You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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