just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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