I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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