was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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