i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woke up backwards on a recliner
sex in a hospital.. check
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
