no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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