omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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