used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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