Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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