Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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