Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
this will be a night to untag.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Randomize
