So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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