did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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