he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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