): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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