Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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