M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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