so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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