In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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