I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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