i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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