going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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