I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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