haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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